Disclaimer
Please read this before minting. It is short, and none of it is boilerplate.
The contract carries this permanently and unchangeably, which makes it the most reliable sentence available:
Art Plumbers have no intrinsic value and carry no expectation of financial return. There is no team and there is no roadmap. They are completely useless and exist for entertainment purposes only.
Nothing here is an offer of an investment or a security, and nothing is a promise of future work. Do not spend money you would mind losing.
Mints cannot be undone
The contract has no owner, no admin key, no pause switch and no upgrade path. Once a mint confirms, nobody — including whoever deployed it — can reverse it, alter your token, freeze it, or change the price, the supply or the rules. That is the point, and it cuts both ways: there is no one to appeal to if you mint by mistake.
What it costs
2,000 tokens in total. Wallets that transacted on Ethereum mainnet before November 2021before block 13,527,858 mint their first 2 free; every other token costs 0.002 ETH, plus network gas that goes to the network rather than to us. There is no per-wallet limit, so one buyer can acquire the entire collection.
The odds are not protected
Each token's traits come from a seed fixed at mint time, derived from your address and the token id — both public before you mint. A determined person can compute in advance which ids would give their wallet a rare combination and try to land on them. We would rather say that than imply the randomness defends itself. Mint casually and you get what you get.
Your wallet is yours
We never take custody of your funds or tokens and cannot recover them. Payment goes straight from your wallet to the contract. You are responsible for the wallet you use, the network it is on, and the transactions you sign. This site is provided as-is, with no guarantee it will be available or uninterrupted — the contract works without it, through any block explorer.